What Happened Today? (10/02/2012)
Apparently it is now possible to receive text messages from a cow's vagina.
How hilarious is that?
I would love to explain it to you, but unfortunately I don't have much experience describing the anatomy of animal vaginas because I'm not a creep, so I'll let io9.com do it for me: http://io9.com/5948346/it-is-now-possible-to-receive-text-messages-from-a-cows-vagina