Saturday Night Ogeeku Haiku Challenge
So in the chat this Saturday Jon decided to hold a contest. Whoever submitted the best Ogeeku related Haiku would receive a lovely little treat… Jelly breasts.
Yes, that’s right – breast shaped snacks.
The early entries covered a wide range of Ogeeku themes such as specific shows, gaming, egomania, and squid.
Anxiously waiting/The feed is still not working/Jon Brence: Net Breaker
Jon Died On Giygas/Thursday Fuzzy Memories/Sam Died on Easy
Fuzzy Memories / Drinking away your troubles / Watch Adam dance drunk
Duke Kataron is / The epitome of great / Stop with the squids please
James’ breasts majestic/Suspenders superfluous/Sam teased us with nips
Nintendo fanboy/Jon’s my favorite geek of all/He’s not gonna brence
Dukekataron is/Terrified of squids/Also part of the hivemind
I suck at poetry/Why are you reading/Stop for your own safety
Sam died on easy/But we forgive him I guess/Spend Sundays With Sam
Jon felt alone so/he created Ogeeku /Regret abounds now
The Hivemind watches/While geeks do broadcasts on-line/Watching and Judging
gravity defy/ ing hair does not compensate/for bad writing duh
I really miss Marque/He is my favorite one/He’s a stud muffin
But, as usual in the chat, things spiraled into weird territory with Gralas and Kataron making their moves on our lovable host:
We were supposed to wed./But then we didn’t, you dick./I still love you, Jon.
I’m free on March 1st/Let’s run away together/I still love you, Jon.
I am the law, Jon/Drop your weapons Kataron/I still love you, Jon
You’re not that great, Jon/Stop failing at this rad game/I still love you, Jon
I still love you, Jon/I’m totally serious/I still love you, Jon
Jon let’s have gay sex/Come to Canada real soon/And we’ll have gay sex
Fuck off my theme, Duke/Jon is my man, you asshole/I still love you, Jon
In the end, however, victory was claimed by Gundamo with the following:
I will think of Jon/When eating my jello breasts/My pants will be tight.